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Athletic Bay

The Rational Investor — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:02:43 +0000

Mr. Investor, there’s something wrong with BAYbe dayvees. What? Don’t worry about it, the olympics are over.

Oops! Someone forgot to boost.

(Reprise) Mr. Investor, there’s something wrong with BAYbe dayvees. Ok then,

Bay Excitement Ranking: 10
Bay Eye Movement Ranking: 4
Bay Wardrobe Ranking: 9
Bay Loneliness Ranking: 7
Bay Voice Ranking: 9
Total Bay Ranking: 8

You ranked him as a bay! YAY!

Shani Davis is a bay, with a natural energy boost. Put bay in, get athletic bay out.

Confident Bay

The Rational Investor — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:16:49 +0000

Confident bay and I don’t have a lot in common other than we hate domino’s pizza and we have a blog. Look at confident bay. Confident bay isn’t afraid to blog when walking alone in a dark parking a lot. Now back to me. I don’t park a lot. Look at confident bay. Confident bay moves his eyes all over the place and blinks a lot when he talks. Now back to me. I don’t talk. Look at confident bay. Confident bay says the word ’sausage’ with a certain herb flair. Now back to me. I say the word sawseg like I just spelled it. Look at confident bay. Confident bay says ‘crust is ok but its not so hot’ . Now back to me. I say the ‘crust naht that dope.’ Look at confident bay. Confident bay has no problem answering questions he reads off a pizza box. Now back to me. I have MAD problems. Back to confident bay. He gets a free pizza for talking trash to a pizza box. Anything is possible when you have the confidence of confident bay. Some day you will all understand this post. Some day. I’m on a horse.

Bay Talk Ranking: 7
Bay Eye Movement Ranking: 10
Bay Wardrobe Ranking: 8
Loneliness Ranking: 7
Bay Voice Ranking: 9
Total Bay Ranking: 8

Stylish Bay

The Rational Investor — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:48:06 +0000

There is no bay like the stylish one. He owns his own apartment with its own xbox shrine. This is the only item in his apartment; with exception to his stylish wardrobe. When not stealing xbox games and making videos to prove their stealthiness during an xbox live sweep, he’s taking asian girls out to eat crab. This, unfortunately, reduces his loneliness ranking.

Bay Talk Ranking: 10
Bay Wardrobe Ranking: 10
Loneliness Ranking: 6
Lost in Own BS Ranking: 8
Total Bay Ranking: 9