The wackest fashion trend since Jesus Sandals….
Posted By: italian0
Filed Under: Opinion on February 25, 2010
Fashionista Non-Grata
Somewhere around 4 or 5 years ago, I started noticing a big trend by many people (Specifically dudes), especially the Likkle Dem Youf (Youth), to wear TIGHT ASS JEANS, MURSES (Man Purses), and Tight Rib-Breaking Flannel Shirts. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON EARTH PEOPLE? I mean no wonder so many Viagra commercials are on tv nowadays. Men wear these jeans so tight their dicks don’t work right anymore. Look at said HERB at above picture. He is a wannabe-bay, but not a successful one. He thinks his tight skin crawling jeans are just the thing to make the honeys glare. The bright blue MOONBOOTS he is rocking look like a bad version of krusty the clown shoes. The rib-breaking purple flannel shirt is used to attract the early 80’s crowd of herbivores. The Rabies brand hoodie he has on is to attract the tranny brazil parade too.
The leader of the movement
Of course trends in the 21st century don’t really get a good following until the celebrities get on it or start something. Look no further than Kanye West. This man has been putting out garbage music for the better part of 7 years now. His love of manbags, ugly shoes he brands as his own, shag haircuts, and 1981 short jean jackets solidifies him as a trend starter as well as dickridah. Parts of Manhattan (lower manhattan especially) and ESPECIALLY RegiBrooklyn (White Brooklyn/Regentrified) have become public target number one where one can see many people rockin these trends. What happened to guys rocking jeans that were maybe a little baggy, but more than anything, comfortable. What happened to Ballys, Timberlands, Wallabees, and straight up regular ass sneakers. When guys started dressing like women is when I knew for sure the era of music I grew up with and loved was essentially a complete wrap. A friend of mine, who lives in Brooklyn and dresses nothing like the mentioned trends in this article, told me that he tried to go to Club Greenhouse Tuesday night and the doorman literally told him his Jeans “Weren’t tight enough” and he got turned away! No one is saying that the trend should go back to wearing Hockey Jersey’s and high-top fades (oh wait, some hipsters are even trying that one…Nevermind), but can’t this bullshit just go away? I’ll leave this post with a dope hip-hop video that is a parody of 90’s east coast hip-hop video’s (think Onyx), yet the song is dope I must say.
Hardcore Gentlemen (start the video at 59 seconds)
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stop hating. you too old to care what the youth are rocking. i remember as a child growin up rockin my kriss kross baggies backwards for which my dad smacked me across the face and told me to switch my pants back to something that didnt look ridiculous. youre doing the same thing to these herbs. if they want to dress like herby bays then so bay it. leave em alone they aint forcing you to rock it.
I agree w/ you both…Rational is right, it is the youths movement and we did the same thing 15 years ago with baggy jeans that said…Italian0 is right as well, our fashions never caused us to lose sperm count and look so damn female like….more over similarity we both showed our boxers by virtue of the pants not fitting..the difference is that we didn’t show our balls as well!
Lastly i would say I guess we are old and get over it, but the people starting these styles…sadly wack rappers (another sign of the times, weakness in music) Jim Jones, Lil kim i mean Wayne & Kanye West are all in our age group WTF….